maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

doglets:

hey kids, if someone’s pressuring you to drink alcohol or smoke weed, they’re not cool, they’re fuckin rad as hell and you should definitely do it

klinklang:

despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good 

like

how does it manage to do that

be tasty with no taste

charixard:

felonyfey:

decayedintelligence:

There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.

Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

fuck yeah motherfucker

(Source: mansonyouth)

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

(Source: basilgenovese)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

niknak79:

So young. So honest.

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

(Source: cowboybeboop)

chrssy:

riding your man like

childrapist666:

Try to take my virginity.

I dare you.

(Source: animeshawty)

getoffmybloghoe:

*rides dick to church*

queenofsabah:

misty-feelings:

 

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