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fuckyeahlaughters:

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

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Jun 18, 201353,794 notes
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? 6. What are you excited for? 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? 19. Have you had sex today? 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? 44. Do you tan in the nude? 62. What do you wear to bed? 63. First concert? 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

5. Noop

6. Being done with my fucking exam ugh

17. To be honest no one haha… I get awkward no matter who it is

19. hahahahaha

hahahaha

hahah

ha

26. noop, it’s brown-ish now

28. A old picure of banu, hahah u.skolen as not good time for you brah

44. No, I like wearing all my clothes and also not taning and avodining the sun

62. Depends if it’s hot or not, usually panties and a top

63. Beyonce <3

73. Nah man, I never understood that… why cry when you can not

Hi anon, you’re making it look like I talk to myself

tnx boo

xo

Jun 14, 2013

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

Jun 14, 201366,119 notes
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease
  • 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
  • 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
  • 3. Have you taken someones virginity?
  • 4. Is trust a big issue for you?
  • 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
  • 6. What are you excited for?
  • 7. What happened tonight?
  • 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
  • 9. Is confidence cute?
  • 10. What is the last beverage you had?
  • 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
  • 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
  • 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
  • 14. What are you going to spend money on next?
  • 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
  • 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
  • 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  • 18. The last time you felt broken?
  • 19. Have you had sex today?
  • 20. Are you starting to realize anything?
  • 21. Are you in a good mood?
  • 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
  • 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
  • 24. What do you want right this second?
  • 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
  • 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
  • 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
  • 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
  • 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
  • 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
  • 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
  • 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
  • 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
  • 34. Listening to?
  • 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
  • 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
  • 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 38. Who did you last call?
  • 39. Who was the last person you danced with?
  • 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
  • 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
  • 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
  • 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
  • 44. Do you tan in the nude?
  • 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
  • 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
  • 47. Who was the last person to call you?
  • 48. Do you sing in the shower?
  • 49. Do you dance in the car?
  • 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
  • 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  • 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  • 53. Is Christmas stressful?
  • 54. Ever eat a pierogi?
  • 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
  • 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  • 57. Do you believe in ghosts?
  • 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  • 59. Take a vitamin daily?
  • 60. Wear slippers?
  • 61. Wear a bath robe?
  • 62. What do you wear to bed?
  • 63. First concert?
  • 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
  • 65. Nike or Adidas?
  • 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
  • 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
  • 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
  • 69. Ever take dance lessons?
  • 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
  • 71. Can you curl your tongue?
  • 72. Ever won a spelling bee?
  • 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
  • 74. What is your favorite book?
  • 75. Do you study better with or without music?
  • 76. Regularly burn incense?
  • 77. Ever been in love?
  • 78. Who would you like to see in concert?
  • 79. What was the last concert you saw?
  • 80. Hot tea or cold tea?
  • 81. Tea or coffee?
  • 82. Favorite type of cookie?
  • 83. Can you swim well?
  • 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  • 85. Are you patient?
  • 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
  • 87. Ever won a contest?
  • 88. Ever have plastic surgery?
  • 89. Which are better black or green olives?
  • 90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
  • 91. Best room for a fireplace?
  • 92. Do you want to get married?
  • PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ASK ME STUFF I'M SO BORED D:
Jun 13, 2013654,869 notes
Anderson Cooper Giggling

bynesexual:

the only audio clip i will ever need

Jun 13, 201310,638 notes

bcperfect:

perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee

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grates:

grates:

im using tweezers to get all the seeds out of a strawberry this is Extreme Procrastination 

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this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it

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wecansexy:

do you ever just

stare into space and be like

oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is

Jun 9, 2013114,358 notes

downonpayne:

the hardest choice to make is the one between Internet and sleep

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lactoria:

hey you

*pokes ur cheek*

you sure are cute

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nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

Jun 8, 201350,365 notes
*licks your face*

*licks your face back*

Jun 8, 2013

thethismanyboyfriendsclub:

I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are

Jun 6, 201394,991 notes

katelynpossible:

wow i have too many shows to watch maybe i should drop out of school

Jun 6, 2013104,797 notes

lameborghini:

fuck u guys and ur 1k selfies

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fat-and-pretentious:

oprahwingdings:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

u make them boys go loco

Jun 6, 201352,949 notes

bookofmorgan:

i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you’ve caused in a lifetime i wanna check my stats

Jun 5, 201383,337 notes

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

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familyfriendlyurl:

my tombstones gonna say “ripped in peace” as i flex forever in my tiny coffin

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